“If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.”

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”

“When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'!”

“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“When life gives you lemons, throw them at people. HARD.”

“If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...”