“When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'!”

“If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.”

“It seemed to me when I wrote The Life and Loves of a She-Devil that women were so much in the habit of being good it would do nobody any harm if they learned to be a little bad - that is to say, burn down their houses, give away their children, put their husband in prison, steal his money and turn themselves into their husband's mistress.”

“Turn lemons into lemonaid”

“It was like my life hung on the chapters of a novel - and each scene ended in a cliffhanger.”

“when life gives you lemons, give 'em back to life. ”

“What other hope does life hold outBut the miraculous, the skilled and patientExecution, the teamwork, all the pain and worry every miracle involves?”