“when life gives you lemons... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.”

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”

“If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.”

“Hey you know what they say you should do when life gives you lemons?"The sudden change in topic made my head spin, "Make lemonade?" I answered weakly."Lemonade? Who the fuck do you hang out with, Girl Scouts? No, when life gives you lemons, you add vodka and make a lemon drop.”

“I believe when life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade...and try to find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.”

“When life gives you lemons, take out the salt and the shot-glasses and fill them up with tequila. Fight for what you really want and never, ever settle for anything less. Don't exist. Live.”