“when life gives you lemons... ask for a shot glass and a bottle of vodka, because this is gonna be a long day.”

“keep in mind what choices you make because one day your going to have to face you loved ones and hear what they have to say.”

“When life leaves you broken, wounded, and shattered, hope will give you strength to face another day.”

“When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!”

“If life gives you lemons, find someone who's life gives them vodka and throw a party.”

“Who shot at you?" Nick asked, taking in the stunned expressions on his staffers' faces. Why couldn't he have fallen for an accountant?”

“I am bad at asking for help. When you ask a human being for help, there is a chance they will say later, Remember when you asked for help? Can I have five dollars? That goes for medicine, too. I don't like asking help from pills in a bottle. I don't want to be woken up at night by a tab of aspirin asking to borrow five dollars.”