“I laughed. Partly at the joke, partly at how Afghan humor never changed. Wars were waged, the Internet was invented, and a robot had rolled on the surface of Mars, and in Afghanistan we were still telling Mullah Nasruddin jokes.”
“She never laughs or smiles or tells a joke. She reminds me of a robot caked in meat.”
“If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?”
“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”
“If you try a joke a second time and nobody laughs, don’t tell a different joke—tell different people.”
“He won all those medals in the Second World War, which was staged by robots so that Dwayne Hoover could give a free-will reaction to such a holocaust. The war was such an extravaganza that there was scarcely a robots anywhere who didn't have a part to play. Harold Newcomb Wilbur got his medals for killing Japanese, who were yellow robots. They were fueled by rice.”