“If I ever do get married," Tariq said, "they'll have to make room for three on the wedding stage. Me, the bride, and the guy holding the gun to my head”
“A toast at your wedding, perhaps?” said Eldric. “I shall never get married,” I said. “But I do like champagne.”
“Layne - “Do you have a gun or do you need me to get you one?”Colt – “My wife was kidnapped and nearly shot in the head, man. I got guns everywhere”
“The wedding day is perfect for the bride only if she is marrying the best man!”
“They'll Have to shoot me first to take my Gun.”
“For me, my discomfort with gay weddings was articulated by a close friend, who observed that gay people getting married is like retarded people getting together to give each other PhDs. It doesn't make them smarter, and it doesn't make us married.”