“If there's a God out there, then i would hope he has more important things to attend to than my drinking scotch or eating pork.”

“God has more important things to worry about than who I sleep with.”

“For God must have more important universal matters to attend to than keeping himself busy with us, people! God is not interested in local matters!”

“Hope. It is the most important thing in the world. I believe that now more than ever. Hope is what saved my life, hope is what gave me the courage and the strength to carry on. Hope – that unshakeable, golden belief that things can get better.”

“I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.”

“There's nothing more boring than a rock'n'roll star. Someone who has been on the road for 10 years, expecting attention wherever he goes, drinking himself stupid, who is obnoxious, incoherent, uncreative, and has a massive ego. There's nothing more pointless.”