“I think my water just broke.'I took an instinctive step back. Because, gross. 'Omigod.”
“Either my water just broke or I wet myself.”
“I took a step back, shaking my head, wishing I could place a gnarly black hex on him. My daddy taught me better than that.”
“I'm beginning to think cookies is a code word for something else.""Maybe it is." He tugged on my bag again as he took a confident step back, forcing me down another step. "And just think about it. If cookie was a code word, whatever it symbolizes, it's been in your mouth, sweetheart.”
“I´m live! Omigod, I´m live [...]”
“I ran my big toe over the faucet, which was made to look like a golden swan. I guess it was supposed to be classy, but it just looked like the swan was vomiting water into the tub,which was a pretty gross thought.”