“You two should get some help. You're poetically disadvantaged.”
“I think you're a terrible person and I hope you get some psychiatric help. Go to hell.”
“It's like when you're on hold and a recorded voice comes on telling you how much the company values you as a customer. Really? Then maybe you should hire some more support people so I don't have to wait thirty minutes to get help.”
“Being fired has some of the advantages of dying without its supreme disadvantages. People say extra-nice things about you, and you get to hear them.”
“But they get some comfort out of the made up stories. And if that helps them get along maybe I should not poke fun.”
“A place that proves if you get enough talented people in a room, one or two are bound to offer some helpful advice. Kind if like monkeys with typewriters.”