“Many of the male faeries had their shirts unbuttoned and chests bare. (How’s this for freaky: no nipples or belly buttons.)”

“I had just lot my best friend, barely escaped having my life sucked out by a psychotic burning girl, committed treason and nearly gotten the guy I liked killed by a crazy faerie. What were hairy legs compared to that?”

“Faeries and vampires were glittery now? Honestly.”

“Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts of Coke, she was able to discover a single faerie’s true name.”

“Leave it to a boy to make the Faerie Realms look like a dump.”

“Why’s the faerie so obsessed with you anyway? You’re not that cute.”

“You stink like a faerie, all flowers and sunshine and evil manipulation.”