“Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine’s pink withrhinestones.”
Kiersten White
Paranormalcy
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“Just as he reached for my neck, I tased him. I was there to bag and tag, not to kill. Besides, if I had to carry separate weapons for every paranormal I took out, I'd be dragging around a full luggage set. Tasers are a one-size-fits-all paranormal butt-kicking option. Mine's pink with rhinestones. Tasey and I have had a lot of good times together.”
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