“When Life throws me lemon's, I get a Pen!”

“I'd arrived already except for this voice in my ear telling me to Quit!”

“The Lord speaks to each one of us in different ways. He may use your mother, your sister, your child, or even your boss. He might even use an unbeliever. God never said his messages would come in nicely wrapped packages from your pastor," the pastor could be heard saying from inside the packed church. "God doesn't do things the way WE want them done. He does things the way we NEED them done, so he can get out of us what holds us back, what keeps us from him. He wants to help us reach the next level. He sends us what we need, when we need it, in HIS time. We are on his schedule, not the other way around.”

“When life hands me lemons I...throw them back and demand JASPER HALE”

“When life gives you lemons...throw the lemons at people..it's hilarious!”

“Life keeps throwing me lemons because I make the best lemonade...”

“When life gives ya lemons, THROW EM'!”