“The ability for anyone in our generation to self-amuse has sadly been bred out of our species.”

“I sometimes think you understand me better than I understand myself. We wasted so much stupid time. Time I can never get back with you. Maybe I let my ambitions get the better of me. Maybe we both let our insecurities paralyze us. God knows I haven't been the easiest person to be around lately... All I can say is, you've got to believe it when I say it was only ever you.”

“Why isn't there a holiday for all the sad sacks of the world who might actually need a crappy gift or schmaltzy card to cheer them up? I'm waiting for the "Let's All Mope!" day or a "Life Sucks" three-day weekend. Aren't we the ones who really need that box of chocolate?”

“Everyone is looking for the next big thrill to feel alive, chasing the unattainable.”

“What was it about Halloween that gave every girl license to dress as slutty as possible?”

“Was falling in love ever worth the inevitable heartbreak?”

“When you bury your head in the sand, at least you don't get slapped in the face.”