“They say time flies when you're having fun, but boy does it move at a snail's pace when you're worried or depressed or anxious.”
“I don’t understandhow everything moves so quickly.They say time flies when you’re having fun,but I wasn’t always having fun.Even when I was mad or sad,time was always on the run.”
“In philosophy if you aren't moving at a snail's pace you aren't moving at all. ”
“Time flies when you're falling down"...(not from a book, it's a lyric)”
“About the only time losing is more fun than winning is when you're fighting temptation.”
“Parties somehow represent the rationing of fun, and that very concept depresses me. You're allowed to act like a tit at parties; therefore by implication, you're not allowed to act like a tit the rest of the time”