“What was it about Halloween that gave every girl license to dress as slutty as possible?”
“So they finally gave you the license to kill, about time.”
“You are so beautiful in that little black dress.""Every girl should own a little black dress""Every boy should see his girl in one.”
“Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the people who need St. Patty's Day as an excuse to get drunk or Halloween to wear slutty outfits. You can feel sorry for yourself and dress like a hooker all year round: Hallmark never needs to know.”
“Every Halloween I missed being a kid, getting to dress up and eat tons of candy. The only thing I got to do now was…eat tones of Candy. Not half bad”
“Didn't the people who made those license plates care about little girls named Ramona?”