“Why isn't there a holiday for all the sad sacks of the world who might actually need a crappy gift or schmaltzy card to cheer them up? I'm waiting for the "Let's All Mope!" day or a "Life Sucks" three-day weekend. Aren't we the ones who really need that box of chocolate?”
“Only sad sacks and conformists need things like no kiss on New Year's Eve to remind them to feel lonely. They're as bad as the people who need St. Patty's Day as an excuse to get drunk or Halloween to wear slutty outfits. You can feel sorry for yourself and dress like a hooker all year round: Hallmark never needs to know.”
“And more often than not, who we think we need isn’t at all who we really need.”
“You got dealt some crappy cards. But you're the one who has to decide how to play them.”
“A rainy day can actually be a very important day. And a small hope isn't really small if it makes a lost hope less sad.”
“Out past isn't who we are. I'm me and you're you and that's who we need to be.”