“Dracula is a morning person compared to me.”
“Bite me, Dracula.”
“I got tired of feeling like Dracula. I wanted to see some daylight, and not just at six o’clock in the morning.”
“Each of us is incomplete compared to someone else - an animal's incomplete compared to a person... and a person compared to God, who is complete only to be imaginary.”
“Say what you want, I still think Dracula One and Dracula Two are creep-tacular.”
“There are many Draculas but there is only one Vlad.”