“He seemed to be having a staring contest with one of the candles”
“Can’t be any harder than sitting here and having a staring contest with mortality.”
“He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest.”
“Staring GirlI once knew a girlwho would just stand there and stare.At anyone or anything,she seemed not to careShe'd stare at the ground,She'd stare at the sky.She'd stare at you for hours,and you'd never know why.But after winning the local staring contest,she finally gave her eyesa well-deserved rest.”
“Why is everyone being all quiet?" the Kid asks. "Are we having a staring contest? If so, you should have told me because I wasn't quite ready yet.”
“It was like he was in a contest to see who could do the least work, only he was the only contestant.”