“Ugh. I was going for ‘crazy ex filled with hate" not "isn’t she cute when she’s mad?”

“There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you).”

“I see the daring girl rise to the surface. She’s feeling like she can take on the world, conquer anything including an ex-boyfriend. She’s ready to jump. And I’m ready to catch her.”

“Hey, when you love a woman, and when she’s this crazy in love with you, you’ve got to do whatever she says, man.”

“Dixon Steele: You know, when you first walked into the police station, I said to myself, “There she is — the one that’s different. She’s not coy or cute or corny. She’s a good guy — I’m glad she’s on my side. She speaks her mind and she knows what she wants.”Laurel Gray: Thank you, sir. But let me add: I also know what I don’t want — and I don’t want to be rushed.”

“Elaine: Ugh, I hate people.Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst. ”