“As the joke goes, you don’t have to be faster than the wolf chasing you, just faster than everyone else running away.”
“You don’t have to run faster than the bear to get away. You just have to run faster than the guy next to you.”
“This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.”
“You don't win races by wishing, you win them by running faster than everyone else does.”
“Chrissie,your mouth goes faster than a fox being chased.”
“Nothing chased nightmares away faster than the rustle of printed paper.”