“Coffee. I could smell coffee. Coffee would make everything better.”
“I could either buy one missile, or 88,000 cups of coffee. Both would wake me up, but the coffee would also wake up North Korea. I’ll go with the coffee. ”
“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
“I talk better when I’m drinking coffee.” “Me, too. If by coffee you mean beer, and by better you mean louder.”
“grow up and smell the fucking coffee!”
“I remember a time when bookshops smelled of books and not coffee.”