“Good God, the man is dumber than Tink's dildo...”
“I don’t think he’s dumber than a politician. But only because it’s not possible to be dumber than a politician.”
“Some nasty bitch of a woman from the coven of moral and ethical standards tried to fry Rache" the pixy said apparently proud of it. "I pixed the Tink-blasted dildo, and Rache's black-arts boyfriend blew her right out the front door. "Bam!”
“You must be dumber than you think I think you are.”
“I sense a learning: that much dumber people than you end up in charge.”
“God doesn't give a man anything more precious than a good woman.”