“I sighed. I hated the maze of bureaucracy with a passion, but I've found the best way to deal with it is to smile and act stupid. That way, no one gets confused.”
“The greatest power of bureaucracies is to make the smart act stupid and the good to act evil.”
“I've been feeling downI've been looking round the townFor somebody just like meBut the only ones I seeAre the dummies in the windowThey spend their money on clothesIt saddens me to thinkThat the only ones I see are mannequinsLooking stupid, being used and being thinAnd I don't know why I hang around with them.The way they act, I'd rather be fat than be confused.”
“A smile is the best way to get away with trouble even if it’s a fake one.”
“A smile is the best way to deal with difficult situations. Even if it's a fake one. Used properly, you can fool anyone with them.”
“I was in a maze. No matter which way I turned, it was the wrong way.”