“Ms. Vampire Lady, you're all wet.”
“You walk like a duck with a wet diaper on.'' Anita Blake Vampire Hunter”
“A vampire, like a lady, never reveals his true age.”
“Dude you scare me sometimes! You're all vampire superwoman”
“But that's what I mean: you're Ms. Hempel forever. At least to us.”
“A tip for increased sales or in situations of life or death: Try to always refer to the lady as Miss. or Ms. Using the term: Ma'am could piss her off. ”