“Rachel candy.”
“But he's Rachel Candy!"-Both Jenks and Al”
“Al was looking at me in disbelief. “Not your lover?”“No.”“But he is Rachel candy,” Al said, his confusion too honest to be faked.”
“I cheated with Rachel, but I'll never cheat on Rachel.”
“Rachel, Rachel, Rachel,” he said, very still and unmoving. “Always jumping to the wrong conclusion. You’re like a frog, you know.”
“The candy may be "prettier" than the apple, but the apple is "sweeter" than the candy.”