“Tighter than a straight man's butt cheeks in prison”
“Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks”
“I had to pass a few more tests, and that house is shored up tighter than a straight boy's ass at a gay bar.”
“I went back outside and manually released my butt cheeks.”
“They got me busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.”
“If there were an international butt competition, Eric would win, hands down—or cheeks up.”