“Who is this repulsive dwarf?”
“If it looks like a Dwarf, and it smells like a Dwarf, then it's probably a Dwarf or a latrine wearing dungerees.”
“I learned later that the former operator of Abdullah had been a dwarf who cannot have been fastidious about his person, and there was a strong whiff of hot dwarf as I grew hotter myself.”
“All dwarfs may be bastards yet not all bastards are dwarfs.”
“People who start a sentence with personally (and they're always women) ought to be thrown to the lions. It's a repulsive habit.”
“To die for God is not a proof of faith in God. To die for an unknown and repulsive convict who is a victim of injustice, that is a proof of faith in God.”