“Dahlia, this is, was, in no way a one-night stand on my part.”
“This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.”
“What did one do after having a one-night stand (or, in my case, one-afternoon stand) with the school's biggest man-whore?”
“I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands”
“Dahlia, I will love you forever." Then I kiss her and finish telling her my thoughts. "In this lifetime and in the next.”
“What’s next to my bed? One night stand, though personally I find them morally outrageous, not to mention the danger from STDs.”