“Of course I know who Evan is! Kellan met him on his way to LA while passing through Oregon.”“Oh I have no idea how he met Evan. Anyway, they came to Smitten’s to jam with us, but that was the last I saw of them.”

“Alyssa Montgomery was damned the moment she met Evan Beauman.”

“I feel like I should have a formation and make the plantoon sergeants demonstrate how to put a condom on the correct way."~Evan Loehr”

“Anyway I think I met him in the Swai. I was a Geisha, he was a Samurai”

“I actually took a step back as each of their eyes met mine. Evan's was sympathetic; that scared me. Matt's was appraising; that concerned me. Griffins's was irritated; that...was really nothing new.”

“I remember how Sebastian and I met in study hall, how the first time I saw him he was reading Pride and Prejudice, and how I thought that was really sexy. Of course, I would come to find later that it was the only book he'd read, like, ever, and the only reason he was reading it was to impress some college girl he'd met at a party the weekend before. That should have been a sign that maybe he and I weren't going to be the best match.”