“it's black and beautiful, bright and open...it's beauty won't end...just like you!”

“spring time is for lovers because...it's so fresh and new!”

“crying is like giving your spirit a bath!”

“the only difference between a successful person and a person who gets lost is that one of them stopped dreaming!”

“That's what my penis is like: a beautiful, thorny rose.”

“Well, Southerners like to eat well. You see, it's an event when it's done right.”

“All day she had been dreaming of the comet, its wild and fiery beauty, what it might mean, how her life might change.”