“You can't get any movement larger than five people without including at least one fucking idiot.”
“If you're at a party with more than five people named Chad, get the fuck out right away.”
“As she walked, trying to find a hotel--any hotel--she was offered at least ten different ways of getting high, four or five ways of getting laid, and at least one way of getting even.”
“The Church is larger than any one nation or any one political scene.”
“You can't replace one dog with another any more than you can replace one person with another, but that's not to say you shouldn't get more dogs and people in your life.”
“Five years of hell. You deserve to be fucked till you can't walk.”