“When guys are horny, they'll think with the head in their pants rather than the one on their shoulders.”

“The sheer sight of her had the head on my shoulders deciding to have a quick chat to the head in my pants.”

“I consider myself a green party supporter...because green represents my favorite color other than clear. And I met a guy who was running for the green party this one time, and he seemed like he had a great head on his shoulders for a homeless guy.”

“Dorian panted, dropping his head to her shoulder, hewhispered, his voice gruff, “Will you be mine for all eternity?”

“To be honest, I think love is complete bullshit. I don't think anyone ever loves anyone. I think the best people ever get is horny; horny and scared, so when they find someone who makes them horny, and they get too scared of the world outside, they stay together and they call it love.”

“Look to your heart and soul first, rather than looking to your head first, when choosing. Rather than what you think, consider instead how you feel. Look to the nature of things. Feel your choices and decisions. It just might change everything.”