“I have the body of an 18-year-old, but it's in the trunk of my car and it's starting to smell. ”
“Dudes in suits and politicians didn't make sense to my 18-year-old brain. All I wanted to do was be awesome.”
“The best thing to do with a seven-year-old is wait until they’re eight to tell them to wait until they’re 18 to start living life.”
“I am equal to a baby and to a hundred year old lady. I am equal to an airline pilot and a car mechanic. I am equal to you. You are equal to me. It's that universal.Except that it's not.”
“I’ve always felt that the best place to hide a body is in the trunk of a cop car, with a note affixed to the body that reads, “I’m sorry.”
“I’ll be waiting in my trunk, with the engine of your car.”