“But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me.”
“Yes, my enormous sexual appetite tends to scare men away. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find my dinner date.”
“I'm sorry about the dinner.""Best date ever. Well, until people died and vampires showed up. But before that it was awesome.”
“I wrote my name on the list 10 years ago, and under the date I wrote “In the future.” But how’d I know I’d show up, and not my clone posing as me?”
“Conflict of interest. I wanted to date somebody who was less screwed up than me, and she wasn't.”
“God grant me the courage to date the men who aren't idiots, the serenity to accept the fact that many men are idiots, and the wisdom to know the difference”