“Its kind of a weird feeling, but not painful. Oh but dont drink any carbonated beverages." "Why?""Just dont. Trust me."~George and Mina on the beach, from Sucks to be ME.”

“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”

“Ernie greets us again and slaps some glasses on the bar. A young-looking guy in the back of the room mutters something about "damn Cullenist" loud enough for me to hear. (Well, me and everybody else, since we've all got superhearing.) What's he talking about? What did I--oh wait, yeah, those vampire books with the sparkly vampires. Great.”

“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ”

“Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car. ”

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”

“The best defense is a confusing offense.”