“Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampiresTruth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway.”

“Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car. ”

“Myth: Vampires don't existTruth: Dead wrong.”

“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”

“Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat?Wait, don't answer that.”

“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ”

“Myth: Vampires have no reflection.Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your makeup?”