“Myth: Caffeine doesn't effect vampiresTruth: True, but I guess it doesn't matter, since you don't get tired anyway.”
“A true friend is a gift from God. Since God doesn't exist, guess what? Neither do true friends.”
“You get mad at me, you kick the tire, I don't get a bruise, the tire doesn't care, and you're the only one hurting. How's that working for you, Kip?”
“It doesn't matter, anyway, why you like me. Just that you do.”
“Getting fit is all about mind over matter. I don't mind, so it doesn't matter.”
“It doesn't matter how many times you say it. It'll still be true.''And it doesn't matter what you won't let me say, that'll still be true too.”