“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”
“Myth: Vampires have incredible vision. Truth: Yeah, which is cool, unless you're trying to sneak something past your eagle-eyed mom.”
“Myth: Vampires don't existTruth: Dead wrong.”
“Myth: Vampires can read minds. Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom. ”
“Myth: Garlic repels vampires.Truth: Try telling that to my dad. ”
“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”