“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”

“Myth: Vampires have incredible vision. Truth: Yeah, which is cool, unless you're trying to sneak something past your eagle-eyed mom.”

“Myth: Vampires don't existTruth: Dead wrong.”

“Myth: Vampires can read minds. Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom. ”

“Myth: Garlic repels vampires.Truth: Try telling that to my dad. ”

“Myth: Vampires eat only raw meat or drink blood.Truth: Why would we do that when there's chocolate in the world?”

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”