“Myth: Vampires don't existTruth: Dead wrong.”
“Myth: Vampires don't eat. Truth: Try telling that to my uncle Mortey. ”
“Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat?Wait, don't answer that.”
“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ”
“Vampires were myths, childhood stories– as were werewolves, mermaids and dragons. I believed none of it.”
“Myth: Vampires have no reflection.Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your makeup?”