“Myth: Vampires have huge stockpiles of gold and treasure.Truth: If that were true, I'd be able to get my dad to actually buy me a car. ”
Kimberly Pauley
Sucks to Be Me: The All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton, Teen Vampire (maybe)
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