“Myth: Vampires have no reflection.Truth: That's silly. HOw would you check your makeup?”

“Myth: Vampires sleep in coffins.Truth: That's totally gross. It would take a total freak to want to sleep in a coffin.”

“Myth: Vampires have the power to charm people.Truth: Kinda depends on the vampire if you ask me. ”

“Myth: Being a vampire changes your life. Truth: Well, we'll just have to see, won't we?”

“Myth: Vampires have incredible vision. Truth: Yeah, which is cool, unless you're trying to sneak something past your eagle-eyed mom.”

“Myth: Vampires can shapeshift into bats at will.Truth: Who would want to turn into a giant bat?Wait, don't answer that.”

“Myth: Vampires can read minds. Truth: Geez, I hope not. But it would explain some things about my mom. ”