“Because looking at you is like falling into a black hole—stupid, confusing, and probablydetrimental to my existence.”
“Oh,you. The usual. With you gone and Easton Heights in reruns, my life is a black hole of boredom and despair.""So basically you've been doing homework.""Like I said,black hole.”
“My life is a black hole of boredom and despair.""So basically you've been doing homework.""Like I said, black hole.”
“My purse, like all purses, seems to have a traveling black hole in it.”
“I think I'm holding on to a limb to keep from falling into a hole, but the limb turns out to be nothing but a twig, and the hole looks like the Grand Canyon.”
“I've never wanted anything more in my life, if i died tomorrow, being with you, like this tonight, will have been the best night of my entire existence. And it's not because of a stupid bucket list; it's because i love you.”