“Because looking at you is like falling into a black hole—stupid, confusing, and probablydetrimental to my existence.”

“Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.”

“You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.”

“Thees and thous taunted her, but like a child, she ignored the writing and focused on the pretty pictures.”

“Don’t you think it’s best that you stay away from mortals? You know they break so easily these days.”

“Weird? One day you’re normal and the next, you’re walking around with a butterfly attached to your back. Then Malice in Wonderland tries to squeeze my head off, and you’re calling it weird. This is beyond weird. Crazy, fantastical even, but definitely not weird.”

“You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you’re no longer slapping groins.”