“Either you’re one hell of an actress, or you’re the dumbest person to ever walk the face of this planet.”
“One of your siblings has got to be the dumbest. And if you’re an only child—you’re the dumb one.”
“Has anyone ever told you you’re sexy as hell when you’re mathematizing?”
“I think you’re the saddest person I’ve ever met. It’s like you’re drowning in it.”
“You’re not dead, but you’re not alive, either. You’re a wintergirl.”
“But an apology too — you think you’re giving something, but you’re not. You’rereally asking for something. You’re asking for forgiveness, you’re asking for the other injured person to make it okay for you. Apologies were harder work for the person getting one than the person giving one.”