“Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.”

“Because looking at you is like falling into a black hole—stupid, confusing, and probablydetrimental to my existence.”

“Weird? One day you’re normal and the next, you’re walking around with a butterfly attached to your back. Then Malice in Wonderland tries to squeeze my head off, and you’re calling it weird. This is beyond weird. Crazy, fantastical even, but definitely not weird.”

“Either you’re one hell of an actress, or you’re the dumbest person to ever walk the face of this planet.”

“You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.”

“I don’t know you either for that matter. So maybe I shouldn’t trust the words of a man who only recently decided to stitch himself into the picture.”

“Thees and thous taunted her, but like a child, she ignored the writing and focused on the pretty pictures.”