“I don’t know you either for that matter. So maybe I shouldn’t trust the words of a man who only recently decided to stitch himself into the picture.”

“Don’t you think it’s best that you stay away from mortals? You know they break so easily these days.”

“Thees and thous taunted her, but like a child, she ignored the writing and focused on the pretty pictures.”

“Either you’re one hell of an actress, or you’re the dumbest person to ever walk the face of this planet.”

“You know, while you’re off sexercizing, I’ll be sitting here all by my lonesome watching lame ass lifetime movies.”

“There once was a girl of the sea, who refused to see who she could be. The strength of a world in the hands of a girl, consumed by the curse of the three.”

“Hmm, I officially amend my previous statement. Clearly one of them is that stupid.”