“You kind of lose the right to bitch someone out when you’re no longer slapping groins.”
“You lose a certain type of innocence when you experience this type of kindness. You lose your right to be a jaded cynic. You can no longer go back through the looking glass and pretend not to know what you know about kindness.”
“My palms itched to have a close encounter of the bitch-slap kind with his face.”
“Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.”
“I'd bitch slap the devil for you.”
“Maybe next time we just open the door and start out with some bitch slapping.”