“Because all little girls deserve to be protected. Even the daughters of douche bags.”
“You're worse than a douche bag. You're a douche puddle, the excrement of a douching.”
“People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most.Which is why we destroyed the world.”
“Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand...”
“My mouth dropped open, because even if it wasn't my best friend, I knew the guy who was presently rubbing the short stubble on his chin. The only new thing about him was the little scar on his left eyebrow. It was Gabriel Green, known to me as Gabe the douche bag. Great!”
“Your attempt at GQ has, tragically, ended in douche-bag. - Anna, Seers of Light”