“come over to the darkside we have cookies!”
“In spite of rumourd, I haven't completely gone to the darkside yet. But damn, those cookies are good." Come to the dark side. We have cookies.”
“I can’t believe I was ever stupid enough to trust Noir. Come to the dark side. We have cookies. (Zeth)”
“That's your solution? Have a cookie?' Astrid asked. 'No, my solution is to run down to the beach and hide out until this is all over,' Sam said. 'But a cookie never hurts.”
“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”
“It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.”