“Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out any quicker than the Christmas spirit. ”
“It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. ”
“Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.”
“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”
“Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.”