“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.”
“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
“Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.”
“A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.”
“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”
“It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious. ”