“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.”
“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”
“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”
“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”
“Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.”
“A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.”
“A good listener is usually thinking of something else.”