“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”

“Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.”

“Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.”

“No one ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.”

“The only time some fellows are ever seen with their wives is after they’ve been indicted.”

“Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.”

“If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.”